Monday, February 16, 2009

Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid


WANTED:

"THE BATHTUB BOMBER"

Alias': Jack

Age: 1 and a half years...going on 10

Height: Approx. 2 and a half feet

Weight: Approx. 26lbs.

Wanted For: "Illegal Dumping" in the Family Bathtub


Even though he is short, he is quick and he's been known to make a fast get-away on his 4-wheeler. Please consider this suspect ready to poop at a moment's notice and very stinky. Use extreme caution when trying to apprehend, as suspect has very sharp baby teeth, and isn't afraid to use them. This is the suspects 3rd offense and we're trying to nab him before he strikes again. If seen, please call his mommy and daddy.





5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hysterical Mer!!!!!! Love the pic. of Jack at the top. He looks as though he was just photographed by a camera mounted in the corner of the bathroom before he escaped. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Anonymous said...

That's really funny Mer! Make sure you ask Nate about his bathtub experiences as a little kid!.

Unknown said...

Lol! I take it from the black and white striped shirt that he had recently escaped from custody.

Anonymous said...

That is hysterical! The picture adds to it all. That is so funny, I'll have to be on the lookout for him!

Angela Nazworth said...

That is soooo funny. Love the guilty expression in the pic too.